Im sure Im supposed to be telling about my trip to the North West on Sat, and about how I contrived to get a home win by 40-something to 13, put two visiting players in the bin (7 and then 8, 9 and a alf mins later) and produce a less than stunning performance when I failed to persuade Mr Assessor I delib let players go to ground in second half because they were so bad at it, took their own players out of the game and the oppo took full advantage of their mistakes ….

 but fankly, Im shattered after a day trip to Brum and Im retiring to chambers.

 Got a Div 1 on Sat – arrrrggghhh!